Riding a cubao-pantranco jeep going home, I bore witness to one of our society’s unwritten laws:
Old people have the right to fart out loud in public places. They don’t need any excuses, nor feel guilty about it at all.
An old man in decent business clothes was sitting right across me. All of a sudden, he lifts his right butt cheek a bit and nonchalantly releases a fart so loud and full I hear it above the Jeepney’s engine roar. It was a sound so vivid, a man with a wild imagination would puke on the spot hearing it.
After that, he carefully laid his right butt cheek back on the seat and continued on with a straight face through the remainder of the ride.
I got down my stop at Aurora, catched my best friend bus, the red one, and I still found something wrong with the incident.
It only dawned to me what it was while aboard a Megamall-Pasig FX.
Inangat niya yung kanang pisngi ng puwet niya para hindi makulong yung utot niya.
Jordan 102304/1030pm
Experiences and musings in metro manila while commuting, and then some.
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